Danica in NASCAR

A reader writes, Dear AR1.com, So Brett Bodine says Danica will have to submit a resume before she's allowed to race? Are you kidding me? All she has to do is send a bank statement. Chrissy Wallace just raced a truck at Talladega and her resume says her uncle's a Nascar Hall of Famer, another uncle is popular with fans and her dad runs good at restrictor plate tracks. The second part of resume says her cousin Steven keeps many body men employed during these tough financial times.

Anyone who thinks the Danica / Junior rumors going to Nascar just happen to coincide with the Izod announcement are random is an idiot! Nascar wants to dominate the US racing scene and they'll through The Wallaces, Pettys, Bodines, Labontes and any other set of brothers under the bus to do so. I believe her resume reads something like this.

• I have been featured in photo shoots for FHM, Shape, and other fashion or mens magazines.
• I called Ryan Briscoe an idiot at Sonoma and a few years later stomped down pit lane at Indy to confront him before getting stopped by some NFL looking dude in a really nice suit with a walkie- talkie.
• I grabbed Dan Wheldon by the shoulder and complained to him about his driving at Milwaukee and bitch slapped another wanker who's name a don't even remember.
• I've had TV ads that featured me on during the Super Bowl and get more commercial time during IRL telecast's than the rest of the bums combined.
• I present awards at the ESPY's and also appear in Jay Z video's with some other guy who doesn't measure up to the hype but also is looking to improve his/my brand.
• I MOVE THE NEEDLE AND SELL GEAR.

Also FYI I'm a part-time race car driver.
Signed while wearing huge sun glasses
Danica Patrick

Truthfully, what entertainment program doesn't want that? Ron Thompson

P.S. I refuse to a call a spec Nascar series real racing.